That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
did you just send me my own nude
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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