i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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