Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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