That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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