The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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