his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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