Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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