I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my being single is dangerous.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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