I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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