My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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