Banned from zoo.
Again?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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