Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
now i know why i became what i already was.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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