alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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