so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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