it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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