I could have mohawked her pubes.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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