Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
