Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
