Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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