Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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