Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?