8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony