I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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