if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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