What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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