apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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