so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
false alarm, still single
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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