If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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