he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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