when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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