Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize