Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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