I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Never underestimate the power of titties
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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