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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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