Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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