So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
is wine microwaveable?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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