You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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