so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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