dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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