And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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