Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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