bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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