I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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