You really coming over, don't trick.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Welp...herpes.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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