He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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