Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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