I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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