weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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