Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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