my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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