Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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