According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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