Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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