So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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