Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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