I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Rumble strips road head = magical
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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