Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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